A lesson for citizenship
Ok, Ok. This is a joke I got in the email. Some of you may find it offensive, but if you do, then you’d probably walk out too. Just remember, I don’t discriminate, unless you’re russian 
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old military fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the ER, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least
3 hours off my waiting time.Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
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…It also works at the DMV and Laundromat. Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order. (ok, so that last part a lil harsh)
